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09-02-2009, 08:59 AM #106
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Originally Posted by 1BadAction
R.I.P Paul Lanzillo September 23, 1956,August 30, 2009 Miss you Brother
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09-02-2009, 09:25 AM #107
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this reminds me of an episode with a red squirrel on the porch at our camp!Me armed with a mighty broom swinging like Albert Pujols,finally knocked it unconscious,put it in a gallon mason jar,screwed the cap on,and set it on the picnic table in the sun to let it expire.Damned thing had my adrenalin about as high as it could go!Reds' are as bad as rats!!
why ask me ?
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09-02-2009, 10:07 AM #108
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Has that rat been dispatched yet or what?! Keep after him guy. He's messing with ya.
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09-02-2009, 12:05 PM #109
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Maybe the rat died laughing. Originally Posted by JohnBoy
Nothing happening. Havent see the sucker. Dog food has not been messed with. I'm sure he's up there chewing on something. The "chair" is still in place and will remain there for a year if it keep the rats away
To fish or not to fish? What a STUPID question.
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09-02-2009, 12:29 PM #110
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LMAO................now that was a classic. Originally Posted by j_martin
I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say, "Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow".
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09-02-2009, 08:21 PM #111
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I think you need a female decoy wired to that 220 ,when he gives her a poke you'll have the point of least resistance on fire. even the score.
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09-02-2009, 09:11 PM #112
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Time to go covert.....
lay low,....... feed 'em well,......... get' em real c o m f o r t a b l e ..ahhh. Don't bathe for a week or even two....ya need to blend into his world....give him all the time he wants.......patience grasshopper......he will come....and when he does..... VAPORIZE THAT SON OF A BITCH....
Throw a kegger and call it a day....
P.S. Don't forget to post the invitation's to the party
Boatless..... but plotting
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09-02-2009, 09:38 PM #113
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Well tonight I gave a peace offering to Fred (yes we named him). I put 5 pieces of dog kibble and the unloaded rat trap with peanut butter up on a shelf next to the attic. Hopefully he will forgive me and enjoy the food and peanut butter.
If he takes my peace offering tonight I will stab the fcuker in the back with a loaded trap tomorrow.
"Trust nobody but yourself"...Hope he doesn't know that one
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09-02-2009, 09:42 PM #114
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Originally Posted by JohnBoy
Well tonight I gave a peace offering to Fred (yes we named him). I put 5 pieces of dog kibble and the unloaded rat trap with peanut butter up on a shelf next to the attic. Hopefully he will forgive me and enjoy the food and peanut butter.
If he takes my peace offering tonight I will stab the fcuker in the back with a loaded trap tomorrow.
"Trust nobody but yourself"...Hope he doesn't know that one
Now thats funny just spit beer all over
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09-02-2009, 09:42 PM #115
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Maybe hes been reading this thread
R.I.P Paul Lanzillo September 23, 1956,August 30, 2009 Miss you Brother
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09-02-2009, 10:56 PM #116
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Look for beer dripping down from the ceiling. Originally Posted by sunapeeboater
Maybe hes been reading this threadTo fish or not to fish? What a STUPID question.
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09-02-2009, 11:28 PM #117
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Ya Know, John Boy
Now that you have gone public with this battle, you have no choice but to finish it.
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Per my hero Instigator:
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09-03-2009, 07:10 AM #118
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Bad news....Fred didn't take the food. I'm worried about him.
Maybe he packed up and went to college without telling us
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09-03-2009, 07:23 AM #119
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Acorn might have recruited him. Originally Posted by JohnBoy
.......................................................................LETS STORM THE CASTLE BOYS!
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09-03-2009, 07:26 AM #120
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Maybe he died...of overeating?
OK, I got down off the porch and ran with the big dogs....kinda sore now....think I'll just lay here in the flowerbed for a while...
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