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Thread: Damn Rat in the Garage
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09-02-2009, 08:59 AM #106
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09-02-2009, 09:25 AM #107
this reminds me of an episode with a red squirrel on the porch at our camp!Me armed with a mighty broom swinging like Albert Pujols,finally knocked it unconscious,put it in a gallon mason jar,screwed the cap on,and set it on the picnic table in the sun to let it expire.Damned thing had my adrenalin about as high as it could go!Reds' are as bad as rats!!
why ask me ?
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09-02-2009, 10:07 AM #108
Has that rat been dispatched yet or what?! Keep after him guy. He's messing with ya.
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09-02-2009, 12:05 PM #109
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09-02-2009, 12:29 PM #110
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09-02-2009, 08:21 PM #111
I think you need a female decoy wired to that 220 ,when he gives her a poke you'll have the point of least resistance on fire. even the score.
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09-02-2009, 09:11 PM #112
Time to go covert.....
lay low,....... feed 'em well,......... get' em real c o m f o r t a b l e ..ahhh. Don't bathe for a week or even two....ya need to blend into his world....give him all the time he wants.......patience grasshopper......he will come....and when he does..... VAPORIZE THAT SON OF A BITCH.... Throw a kegger and call it a day....
P.S. Don't forget to post the invitation's to the partyBoatless..... but plotting
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09-02-2009, 09:38 PM #1135000 RPM
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Well tonight I gave a peace offering to Fred (yes we named him). I put 5 pieces of dog kibble and the unloaded rat trap with peanut butter up on a shelf next to the attic. Hopefully he will forgive me and enjoy the food and peanut butter.
If he takes my peace offering tonight I will stab the fcuker in the back with a loaded trap tomorrow.
"Trust nobody but yourself"...Hope he doesn't know that one
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09-02-2009, 09:42 PM #114
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09-02-2009, 09:42 PM #115
Maybe hes been reading this thread
R.I.P Paul Lanzillo September 23, 1956,August 30, 2009 Miss you Brother
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09-02-2009, 10:56 PM #116
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09-02-2009, 11:28 PM #117
Ya Know, John Boy
Now that you have gone public with this battle, you have no choice but to finish it.
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09-03-2009, 07:10 AM #1185000 RPM
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Bad news....Fred didn't take the food. I'm worried about him.
Maybe he packed up and went to college without telling us
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09-03-2009, 07:23 AM #119
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09-03-2009, 07:26 AM #120
Maybe he died...of overeating?
OK, I got down off the porch and ran with the big dogs....kinda sore now....think I'll just lay here in the flowerbed for a while...
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