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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoker1 View Post
    Best thread of the year. Too flippin' funny mang.

    Johnboy Rocks.

    Best thread I've read in awhile. I would love to see a video of the lil bastard gettin zapped.
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    Motion activated hunting camera should do the trick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldskier View Post
    Whats the resistance of a rat?
    'bout 5K ohms. Rapidly declines toward 0 as they turn to charcoal.
    To fish or not to fish? What a STUPID question.

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    Well I got a little problem now. He won't come down since the board with mesh is a new item in his path.

    Kids came home from school so I unplugged the "chair" and closed up the garage so he can get real comfortable with the new obstacle in his path.

    Here is my devious plan...Haha...

    He will be running all up and downing thinking gee what a nice guy I am installing a nice slip proof area ("Electric Chair" ~ Unplugged) so he doesn't fall and get hurt trying to run from me. He will come down and get a nice last meal. I will step out back and flip the breaker on, tip toe with video camera in hand...Haha...and wam open the garage door and kick the lights on. He will go running as usual and head right up his wire accross my slip-proof area (The "Electric Chair" for those confused). Bam I got it on video for all those that can stomach it.

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    Bait him with a female rat in heat,It work on most of us dumb Ashes !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Smith View Post
    Ya'll don't have rat traps in Fl. ? Set it up, forget it, get a good nights sleep , next morning collect his dead a** and deposit him and the trap in the trash can... DONE !

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    Down here, you trap a rat, they walk around with it on their neck............
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    somebodys got way too much time on their hands.i love to feed rats,d-con.makes em thirsty and they leave in search of water,make sure that there isnt any standing water inside or easily available to them and youll never see em again
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    That rat-ecution device has got me thinking of a movie I've seen. Member The Green Mile? If it works an he can't let go I think you're g'na need some kind of smoke dector in there. I think 120 would be plenty to do it. I remeber when we were kids my folks had one of them Presto Electric Hotdog Cookers. An electrode on each end, 120 volts AC and they didn't take long to cook!

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    electrocution

    a friend and I made a device like that years ago to get rid of a few rats in his shop, plugged it in and went home for the night, on the way home had thoughts of a flaming rat running around setting the place on fire, went back and unplugged it,,,,,

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    Boys, put your testosterone away. Why does it always take a woman to solve your problems? If the rat is there to eat the dog food, why don't you just store the dog food inside the house for a week. The rat will see that there is nothing there and will move on to find other food.

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    Hey 20--

    Stop being practical--this is too much fun! Is Greg still running the "best thread" contest?

    Jay--not as easy as you think. Florida rats are clearly smarter than Texas rats--but I guess that goes without saying. I started with the Hav-A-Hart trap with the two doors, peanut butter on the hair trigger in the middle. Worked a few years ago, more recently I find doors closed, peanut butter gone, no rat????

    So I went to the snap traps. Again, 2 traps tripped, peanut butter gone, no rat.

    Finally got him with a glue trap. But I like the idea of the chair and steel drum.
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    Problem #2. Poor feller isn't eatin now. I'm thinking I might nerd to remove the "chair"...Nope the chair stays and I will invent new things if he comes bad down.


    Here's what would happen if he got caught in the chair

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRBsSRfx6k

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20hydro View Post
    Boys, put your testosterone away. Why does it always take a woman to solve your problems? If the rat is there to eat the dog food, why don't you just store the dog food inside the house for a week. The rat will see that there is nothing there and will move on to find other food.

    That's bad advice dudette. The rat won't leave. If I take away his food he will start eating other things like wiring, plastics and wood. Nothing is safe and I know this from experience. The fcuker must die.

    Take the dog food inside Should I give him a key to the door or do you think he knows about the hidden key under the door mat? The only reason he has not moved in with us and started banging my wife is the dogs so there is no testosterone issues here...


    My main worry is the food
    Last edited by JohnBoy; 08-27-2009 at 08:55 AM. Reason: Edit for female...Sorry about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnBoy View Post
    That's bad advice dude. The rat won't leave. If I take away his food he will start eating other things like wiring, plastics and wood. Nothing is safe and I know this from experience. The fcuker must die.

    Take the dog food inside Should I give him a key to the door or do you think he knows about the hidden key under the door mat? The only reason he has not moved in with us and started banging my wife is the dogs so there is no testosterone issues here...


    My main worry is the food
    I agree. The rat must die. Before you know it the rat will have your wife knocked up and you be the one living in the garage eating dog food. No time to be here on the computer. Good luck soldier.


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    He called 20hydro a dude. LOL.
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