Damn Rat in the Garage

**Jay Smith** · 08-26-2009, 08:19 AM

Ya'll don't have rat traps in Fl. ? Set it up, forget it, get a good nights sleep , next morning collect his dead a** and deposit him and the trap in the trash can... DONE !

Jay

**JohnBoy** · 08-26-2009, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Jay Smith

Ya'll don't have rat traps in Fl. ? Set it up, forget it, get a good nights sleep , next morning collect his dead a** and deposit him and the trap in the trash can... DONE !

Jay

Sorry Jay that just takes the fun right out of it. I will do that next week when I get tired of playing, got two of them on the top self

**mirage243** · 08-26-2009, 09:20 AM

That's some funny sh*t right there, I would trade the pellet gun for a .357 with snakeshot though.

**JohnBoy** · 08-26-2009, 09:30 AM

Ok so now the wife is involved. Her idea is inovative and clean, little suffering

Check this out:

She wants me to trap the rat and we put it in a box and connect that to the tail pipe and put him to sleep...I ask "Why not just use the trap"

"Because it could hurt him" my reply"

"

Hate it...I'm sticking with the original program

**baja200merk** · 08-26-2009, 10:06 AM

funny chit! get that lil ****!

**j_martin** · 08-26-2009, 10:10 AM

Hey John Boy,
How 'bout some pics of your war getup?

Damn, my face hurts.

John

**mackeral5** · 08-26-2009, 10:21 AM

rat shot in a 22 rifle has always been my go-to for indoor rats, assuming I was in the mood to be hard headed and not just take the easy way out and trap them.

the rifle's long sight radius works a lot better than a short pistol after several cold beverages consumed while waiting him out....

**roadtriprhino** · 08-26-2009, 10:40 AM

too dang funny....................keep us in the loop!!

**JohnBoy** · 08-26-2009, 10:57 AM

I have completed and installed the rat electric chair or as close as a chair as I could make. Here are the pictures:

Patent pending

Installed to 220 volts. This is his path down to the food so I hope he comes down accross the wire mesh. One plate of each of the chicken wire is different 120 volt leg of the 220 volts

**wideglide55** · 08-26-2009, 11:06 AM

You are one sick individual.I hope you can get the smell out when he is done barbequing.

**Hydrophobic guy** · 08-26-2009, 11:23 AM

RATS!!!
You need one of these.

Baikal Drozd up to 600 rpm good for any vermin problems you may have.

**JohnBoy** · 08-26-2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hydrophobic guy

RATS!!!
You need one of these.

Baikal Drozd up to 600 rpm good for any vermin problems you may have.

Sorry I would "shoot an eye out" with that piece...I already damaged my A/C

**specboatops** · 08-26-2009, 12:18 PM

I had a rat problem in one of my barns a few years ago, so I put some dog food in the bottom of a 25 gal steel drum and placed a chair next to the drum. Rats would jump up on the chair and into the barrel but because it was metal they could NOT get back out, come out in the morning with Mr. Glock a few rounds later no more rat problem

Chris

**jallen355** · 08-26-2009, 12:19 PM

You need a new screenname... "The Executioner"!!

This is some funny stuuf, here.

I've got a 6' privacy fence surrounding my back yard and every now and again, my dog will go nuts in the middle of the night. I already know what it's going to be so i grab my son's Varmint Hunter with a scope, flashlight and laser sight on it. With Raptor ammo @1200 fps, It hasn't missed yet.

**whipper** · 08-26-2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by flabum1017

I can just imagine someone stalking their garage in camo with a high end scope on a bb gun............ it's gotta look pretty weird...................

What will the neighbors think.

Get the rodent I hate Rats!!

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